Fat Fairy.
You can not argue fat loss. You can’t argue weight off your body. I get people all the time who will try and argue the steps behind our nutrition system. They want to justify what they are doing, like that is going to make a difference. Fat loss is pretty simple, eat healthy food 90% of the time and eat consistently. Holy shit. That is tough. It is almost as if people think I control how much weight they lose or the fat fairy and I are in cahoots.
*ring ring*
Fat Fairy - “hello?”
Me - “Stan what’s up man? How are the kids?”
FF - “Hey Ben! Kids are good! Jimmy just said his first words! Transfat! I am such a happy fat fairy. Marsha is alot better since she has been coming to see you, her knees are not hurting anymore and her back is much stronger. She just has to get her diet in order and I can start actually doing my job to my wife.”
Me- “Whoa Stan the man! You are supposed to be doing your job every day to your wife!”
FF - “hahahahaha, too funny Ben. So what’s up man? Whose due for weight loss?”
Me - “Ok buddy, I need you to take 5 lbs off Latoya and add 3 lbs to Tanaka. Latoya has been real good with her eating and she is due for some weight loss. Tanaka just can’t seem to get enough protein in, she doesn’t want to have meat/fish/poultry so she is constantly eating yogurt and nuts.”
FF - “Aight man, consider it done”
Absolute absurdity if you think I can control your weight loss. I can tell YOU how to control your weight loss if you give me all the information I need. The fat fairy is not going to show up at your door with a bag of fat that he slaps on your ass and thighs. You can not argue him away from having you gain weight, because I didn’t say something 100% the way you wanted to hear it. Sorry it is not going to happen. So suck it up and accept responsibility for your mistakes and quit trying to figure out ways to cheat the system. My job is to show you what you do wrong with your diet, explain why that is wrong and explain to you how you can fix it. My job is not to “grade” your diet or “talk you down” from eating bad foods.
I educate, you act.
