Kingdom of heaven
WAS A BAD MOVIE. Let me explain why:
1. The stuntwire stuff was a little too over the top.
2. The main actor, some kid/man that they pulled off the street walked around the whole movie with a mullet style rat’s tail. Unbelievable. He also looked like he was somewhere between the age of 15 and 37. Weird.
3. All of the actors that had English as their 2nd language sounded like they were trying to impersonate daffy duck.
4. Jet Li should never be dressed up as a monkey…ever.
5. Jackie Chan beats the hell out of this woman in the movie…what kind of message does that send to kids?
6. And finally…it was about half way through the movie when i realized that recent martial arts movies (from about 15 years ago up until now) are much like porno’s in that you always want to fast forward to the action and skip the acting.
